Me. It is me. For my friends I am that person!

….and?

…or what?

I have a slightly different version of the same one.

“I was just joking… unless, y’know… you’re okay with it.”

That’s quite the headline…

the Republicans are going to suffer historical losses across the board.

No, no they’re not. Because they are and will continue to gerrymander and rig to ensure that they stay in power.

Wee doggie, I don’t know how much more of this here winnin’ I can stand!

Read all about it in this month’s riveting issue of Duh.

MAGA lawmaker repeatedly booed by angry crowd paid actors at town hall as she defends Elon Musk

Fixed that for you.

(/s in case it wasn’t obvious)

You’re not thinking of Tim Walz are you? This is someone different.

Sorry, my bad. Here you go:

https://www.icloud.com/shortcuts/2d68cb1ee7b84f08ace2fd600b9855b5

If you’re on iOS, there’s a shortcut that dims your screen, begins recording video, and sends the video to anyone you choose from your contact list. Pretty basic, but also free.

Nobody wants to work = Nobody wants to work for YOU.

Lots of people want to work, they just want a livable wage and good working conditions.

“Why won’t anybody let me exploit them?!?”