

I think it’s more like:
Your neighbor’s house is burning down, and they’ve been stacking dry branches, twigs, and leaves on the side of their house that faces yours, and their kids illegally turned on a hydrant to play in and never turned it off so there’s no water pressure, and you see embers floating towards your roof.
I think we’re at the stage where it’s time for Canada to get out the earth moving equipment and dig a fire break between us.
I don’t think they expect us to care, it’s more like they’re coming to the rational conclusion that we’re a lost cause and they need to protect themselves from the dumpster fire we started.
With any luck he’ll disappear off the face of the earth and stop defaming the honorable appearance of turtles throughout the world.