Fun and completely unsurprising fact: this is already the case with Ronald Reagan. He’s buried at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library, which charges admission.

These people never stop grifting, even in death.

I’ve had “When Will You Die” by They Might Be Giants in regular rotation.

We’ll exhale, we’ll high-five

We will know at last how great it is to be alive

We’ll be lining up and buying tickets

And then we’ll be jumping up and down on your grave

Sorry, this is the first I’ve heard of Palantir Gotham.

Jesus Christ, I hate media-illiterate nerds. Batman, famously, DOESN’T TRUST COPS!