I want to powerwash that hallway.

Why the fuck does the prosecution have the ability to put punishments on the table that are known to bias jury selection?

I’m glad they’re seeking the death penalty.

Because it makes it much easier for the defence team to argue that the prosecution is trying to turn the law into a spectacle, and that Luigi should be acquitted of all charges.

Fuck Magic The Gathering

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When I don’t like the deal my car dealer offers, I tell him no, and I leave.

When I don’t like the deal the democrats offer, I tell them no, and I call anyone on Lemmy who supports them a fascist. And I don’t care who calls me a tankie, I stand with Russia!

Beware of the leopard

You don’t need to politicise disabilities.

The command line is also the ideal way to play Helldivers

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Yeah, I always use GIMP from the command line, it’s just faster.

Linux is nice, but I wish there weren’t so many distros. The entire project should be managed by a central authority that uses violence to punish deviance, like Lenin said.

Maybe if the people giving advice would RTFM, they’d know what isn’t in it.

iPhone is too complicated for most people who don’t want to know what an app is

Exactly. If Linux expects me to open a program before I can use it, that’s already too complicated for most people. I want to just tell the computer what I want and have it so it for me. I don’t want to know what a file is or what Firefox does, leave that nerd shit out of my OS.

methods by which you could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue and get away with it scott free

Become a cop

Don’t worry, America. In a few years your Furher will invade Poland, and then we’ll all come liberate you.

Unfortunately, half of the left are barely even leftists. They have the fascist belief in strategic voting, and won’t commit to a change in plans until they’re sure it’ll work. The bastards! Those Nazis will vote for the Democrats even if we show them a better party, because they’re not willing to take the big risks for the cause. They think democracy is too precious to gamble. What a bunch of counterrevolutionaries!

Needless to say, they’re all anarchist posers

Bernie should start his own party and try to convince people not to vote for the Democrats in the midterms. That would really show those nasty Republicans, if half the left voted for Bernie’s party instead of the Democrats. Trump would lose power for sure then!