When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie that’s the pope-ay

And gas station bath salts!

Source: trust me bro

Sorry, I don’t see what you’re saying

Like those villains that are made of million of insects, each cell in Musk’s body is a 4chan troll.

America, where the good stuff is funded on the side.

Came here to say this lol

There definitely needs to be a restructuring of incentives

What an obnoxious and aggressive person. Yikes

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Obligatory Mitch Hedberg:

I don’t need a receipt for a doughnut. I’ll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut. End of transaction! We don’t need to bring ink and paper into this! I can’t imagine a scenario where I’d have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend…‘Don’t even act like I didn’t get that doughnut! I’ve got the documentation right here! Oh, wait, it’s back home, in the file. Under d…for doughnut.’

Anyone who doesn’t laugh at Elon’s superior comedic talents and antics will be sent to a humor retraining camp

AI sauce

For some people, if you keep achieving ego death, it just keeps coming back stronger

It’s sickening and fucking enraging. It puts my mind for a spin.

Same lol. Doesn’t help there’s a line break right at that point (for me on Voyager at least).

Ok but you missed the part that the libs are mad.

All of a sudden the conservative rhetoric is that indigenous Greenlanders are mistreated by the Danes and that’s unfair; they need America’s help.

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