Listen to the martial aid with intestinal fortitude!

Trump’s grieving

Citation needed, home slice

And all the cocksuckers in the comment section saying “fwee speech has conseqwences uwu” deserve to be duct taped into a porta potty and set ablaze.

Reporter: “Mr. Krab, why were universities letting this shit bag talk to their students?”

Mr. Krab: “…MONEY.”

E: grammar

Forgot about what, now?

I’d say so. It’s a pretty good movie. Haven’t seen it in a bit myself.

He’s all straight-laced, but the most punk of them all.

Make. Elon. HOMELESS.

“Don’t touch a hot stove, Timmy.”

Timmy touches hot stove

“OW!”

“That’s why i told you to not touch the stove, Tim.”

You: “QUIT BLAMING TIMMY!”

As Josh Johnson said on the daily show: “she’s too young to be president and too old to be a lady.”

And all for a stupid fucking virtue signal.

That should be the chapter title in the history books a century from now. If we still have books.

If it happens, I’m going full Tubman. I’ll be the underground railroad to whomever needs to escape.

Fuck. Charlie. Kirk.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

I’ll be waiting for ya, snowflakes.

Blood for the blood god, i guess. Skulls for the skull throne, if i have to.

Ain’t broke, so don’t fix, amirite?

Let the boys be boys. Better than an EVISCERATION, i suppose.

Could this obvious Rhode scholar please define “library university,” preferably on a level that a dumbass plebe such as myself could understand?

Gurgle gurgle

you’ll never argue with the right

Shoulda stopped right there. There’s no good-faith argument to be had from them. They change positions more than the Kama Sutra. Try nailing some jello to a wall, tell me how that goes.

This is a job for…!

James Cameron! The bravest pioneer!