The reason that Russia would tap businessmen as assets is to have them buy things and then import them into neutral countries through shell corporations to bypass trade regulations and tariffs and international law. The other major thing would be real estate deals also often facilitated through shell corporations.

East Asia is our greatest and longest Ally. We have always been at war with Eurasia. Remove such unthought from your head or report to the mintruth for processing.

I understand sir. Clearly you’re losing millions of dollars in revenue on the site that you barely pay us anything for as it’s our smallest most discounted plan. I can see the site has only recorded a few hundred hits per month mostly bot crawlers. It is clear to me this is a matter of life and death requiring my full attention and bandwidth of thought. Indeed a fool. I would be if I did not escalate you directly to my boss’s boss’s boss to get you the best service possible for your DNS issue.

Cx. Urgently please do the needful. Website broken to fix. Urgent please

Me. Really the website? Which one? on which server? What was the error?

Cx domain.tld.cc

Me sir that’s a dns error you let your domain registration lapse and now you have no dns

Cx fix now

Me …

Pinky’s the smart one prove me wrong.