He’s such a compulsive criminal that he even defies the laws of physics.

Mo Donnie Mo Problems

Brave sir Elon ran away,

He bravely ran away away…

When danger reared its ugly head,

He bravely turned his tail and fled,

Yes, brave sir Elon turned about,

And gallantly he chickened out,

Swiftly taking to his feet,

He beat a very brave retreat,

Bravest of the brave, sir Elon!

Companies pay loads of money to politicians to have them change the health and safety laws so they can make even more money. It’s a time-honored American tradition.

I want to make everyone aware of the fact that ERM stands for Elon Rumpelstiltskin Musk.

I bet you’d have been able to see it from the top of that pyramid though.

I’m in a different European country but there’s been a very noticeable decrease in the number of Teslas I see in traffic on any given day.

A year ago they were everywhere and now I have to really pay attention to even spot one.

ilLeGaL BoyCOtT!!!

So, finally hitting the 1%?

“To whom it may concern.”

No,.too formal.

The longer I’ve watched democrats and republicans function, the more it looks like Republicans are the bus that Democrats are throwing America under.

And blackjack and hookers?

It’s a big club, and we’re not in it.

He knows how to drive businesses and countries into the ground.