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Also, have you ever seen Donald Trump laugh, or even smile?

That’s an impressive amount of exactly-right squeezed into very few words.

Oh, so you’re a pinko, huh?

The UN is in New York City because once upon a time America was considered the leader of the free world, but part of the deal for hosting the UN must’ve been international access. If the UN’s host country can bar foreigners from participating in UN functions, Trump could ban the Canadian ambassador next.

Your opinion is not uninformed on this. Same as the Daily Mail, everything’s SHOCKING and overhyped at Daily Beast. Maybe Daily Beast is slightly more credible; there’s usually a baseline truth somewhere under the shrieking headline.

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John Bolton, of course, is an unpopped pimple on America’s ass, but Trump using the FBI as a personal weapon ought to be an(other) impeachable offense.

The world is a much worse place as a result of his life’s work; it would be a better place had he never been born. If he did not want people to rejoice at his death, maybe he should not have spent an entire lifetime working for and justifying their pain and suffering. He preached that there is a hell, and that the wicked go there. He lived his life as though he did not believe it, or anything else.

Truth.

I’m sure the Justice Department will open an investigation, which Trump will drop in exchange for a sizable cash contribution.

It’s a brilliant bit from Monty Python’s Life of Brian.

Dude overdosed on drugs. My condolences. But doing the drugs was his choice. Fuck all this war on drugs hysteria. Legalize everything.

Sorry, kids. Porn is another line of work that’s going to dwindle away, thanks to AI.

It is telling that, apparently, state Rep. Nicole Collier is the only Democrat who refused to sign “a permission slip to be under escort by the Texas Department of Public Safety.” So, count 'em, one Democrat had the courage to say no.

This is excellent, so I’m sure Republicans will sue and the Supreme Court will overrule it, but let’s enjoy a temporary smile: People who choose not to have children will, at least for now and at least in New Hampshire, be allowed to choose not to have children.

I’m joyously retired now, but office work was my entire ‘career’, and it was sweet and easy. Anyone with a decent command of English and numbers, anyone who could write a coherent sentence, prep a tidy and accurate report, and had a decent eye for catching other people’s errors and not making too many of their own, could have steady work. And every company needed good office help, so when one boss pissed you off, you could easily find another. The work was less than fascinating, sure, but the pay was OK, the chairs were comfortable, muscle aches were rare, and I never came home particularly sweaty.

AI can do that work now. It won’t do it as well, as accurately, and won’t be able to spot and solve problems on the fly or sooth ruffled customers, but it’ll be “good enough,” so with AI careers like mine will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

It’s a baloney taco!

Oh look, they’ve found a way to make me even less interested in the Olympics.

The father’s black, the mother’s white, the prosecutor is a Republican, and this is North Carolina. And this is The New York Times, so the parents’ race isn’t even mentioned. Wouldn’t know it’s a mixed marriage if the paper hadn’t included a photo, but you can bet District Attorney Travis Page knows.

I think you mean “Trump illegally raises tariffs on Canada to 35% with no trade deal in sight.”