Are you being sarcastic, man?

Fishermen?

They are innocent until proven guilty, not until killed.

Telling the truth is a dangerous business.

Only morons need an influencer’s advice on how to shower.

Probably a generational difference. I’m old.

Yup. When I read the article a few hours ago, it was a lot scarier than it is now.

Everybody makes occasional mistakes, but the journalistic norm is to append a correction, which isn’t here. Something like, “An earlier version of this story incorrectly reported that the escaped monkeys would kill you and your family. WLBT regrets the error.”

Sounds like the first scene of Steven Seagal’s next movie…

But they’re not and they won’t. The dots almost connect themselves.

Did I stutter?

I will not vote again for Kamala Harris, nor for any other ordinary, boring, middle-of-the-road Democrat. “Vote blue no matter who” brought us to this point, where Democrats are so spineless and compromised, only a handful of elected Dems are willing to oppose fascism. Never again, for me. Give me a candidate worth voting for — that’s the only way to get my vote.

Sadly, he worshipped the wrong god — oops.

Absolutely, says Merriam-Webster:

concentration camp
noun
: a place where large numbers of people (such as prisoners of war, political prisoners, refugees, or the members of an ethnic or religious minority) are detained or confined under armed guard
used especially in reference to camps created by the Nazis in World War II for the internment and persecution of Jews and other prisoners

Whee, another round of tariff roulette!

Even a pinko like me understands that everchanging random rules ain’t good for business.

Even in death and murder, it’s who you know that matters — cops are interested in this 40-year-old cold case because the name Redford is attached.

I didn’t even hear a whimper.

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Also, have you ever seen Donald Trump laugh, or even smile?

That’s an impressive amount of exactly-right squeezed into very few words.

Oh, so you’re a pinko, huh?