Thank god our Canadian political leaders would never do…wait, lil’ PP said what?!

Cool, it’s been some time since our last constitutional crisis.

No thanks

Y’all are most assuredly going backwards

These cartels are unscrupulous, they are now recruiting elementary school kids!

Well, how else I’m going to come up with a whimsical line for my co-worker’s birthday card?

That’s debatable

But Taliban was in power before the 2001 invasion.

Perhaps I misunderstood what you meant, but my point is that there are other countries that have similar issues to Mexico, but we don’t bomb them.

Or Russia?

Haha I respect that

That’s fucking wild! Mexico is not South Sudan or Afghanistan, failed states ruled by warlords. It will start with “we’re only targetting cartels” and conclude with “these terrorists are purposely using hospital staff as human shields, what would you have us do?!”

Not gonna lie, kind of rooting for China here

You mean internment camps?

That’s tin-pot dictator shit.

I’m no expert but that is a war crime

Hence the liquidation of the DOE. Gotta keep’em dumb and obedient.

“These nasty penguins have been taking advantage of us like you wouldn’t believe!! But time has come for them to pay! Many people say that those aren’t even real tuxedos!”

You want martyrs?? 'Cause that’s how you get martyrs!

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