I’m going as the ghost of airlines past.

Goodbyes are free, but apologies cost $39 and are payable at the gate.

What an odd thing to say.

You can take my citizenship, it means nothing to me anymore. But you’ll have to take my Costco membership from my cold, dead hands.

The future changes slightly once they arrive, so they don’t know exactly what to expect. Dude, do you even know anything about time travel?

War is more than shooting guns. Taking down grids and disrupting supply lines are all effective.

I thought Russia would take Ukraine in 3 days. Russia might have a bigger army, but a bigger stick doesn’t mean bigger brain.

Time travelers are starting to come back now and more. The fixed point in time is coming.

Been hearing weekly this for 10 years. Shut the fuck up

Been hearing this shit for 10 years

Yeah, I ain’t perfect.

Yes and no. I’m saying white people have more rights than brown people.

What? White people have more rights than brown people.

Found the brown guy.

Judging by recent events, this will go all the way to the Supreme Court where they will rule in her favor. Right? RIGHT?!

Just don’t talk to people who are socially and cognitively beneath you.

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