I was paying attention.

It was not, in fact, that bad.

What goon-affiliated product will they be able to purchase with food stamps instead? Lee Greenwood Bibles? My Pillows?

Comma comma Dow doobie doo Dow down. Pickin’ stocks is hard toooooooo do.

I appreciate the response, but I think you’re incorrect. This might be the sentiment in your peer group, but it doesn’t square with what we always end up seeing play out nationally.

Rather than celebrating “swatting down” my “idiotic take” I suggest you engage in a bit of self reflection.

If you think Democrats are losing nationally simply because they’re not progressive enough, it’s because you do not have a clear understanding of national politics. That’s fair though, because it helps to drive home my point, because the bloc of voters who swing elections do not have a firm grasp on national politics, either.

“People want progressive policy and couldnt give a fuck who the candidate was.”

I don’t think this squares with reality. Democrats ran women against Donald Trump twice, and a boring old white man once.

I think ignorance runs too deep, and there’s a larger swath of “well-meaning” centrist voters who “daggum just know a woman cain’t do the job!” than we want to admit.

And it fucking sucks.

I’m shocked it wasn’t $14.88, the My Pillow Rate.

Can’t make money giving away expensive shit, dumbass https://media.tenor.com/tPLKdGTxM9gAAAAM/i-like-money-frito.gif

Sit back, and watch your shit get wrecked by the man you thought you’d purchased.

That’s the power of the Home Depot.

At long last, a proper purgatory for links I wish I had the attention span to read, but will never actually get back to reading.

“Neat!” he said, with his remaining six teeth

The US Marshals were “just doing their job.”

I bet the fella from Fiat played a mean fiddle while Tesla of North Rome burned.

Boofing Ivermectin should fix it right up, no?

ATC cuts are taking their toll on all flying craft.

Zombie Deer Disease: It’s Catching On!

Precisely. What we need is AI that’s been trained to obey our corporate overlords and maintain the status quo.

No attempt that should be taken seriously.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO–klahoma is where Robert Morris did sex crimes 🎶

Kinzinger knows the playbook to be a grifter like the rest of the “Never Trump Republicans.” Convert, preach to the choir, and pass the collection plate.

He’s not factually incorrect about Newsome, who sucks, but he still needs to shut his pie hole about Democrats and go rally his own folks.

Kinzinger needs to shut his pie hole and rally his own people. I’m exhausted with these former conservatives who only recently had something change their world view, and now they believe that qualifies them to lead Democrats.

Here’s a thought. Maybe take a beat to realize you don’t have the critical thinking skills necessary to lead, and get behind an existing movement, led by folks who have been fighting the fight.