That’s honestly what I’m thinking it is. He was supposedly dating a trans person and Kirk is a real POS when it comes to that topic so I could imagine him loving his partner so much that he felt the need to kill someone he sees as making life more dangerous for them.

“I’m going to literally, with this gun in my hand, go and kill everyone on this list I have right here! I will shoot them exactly like this” (shoots a reporter)

Fox news:

“Liberals always exaggerate everything the president says and does, it was obviously a joke! The reporter wanted to die anyway, he was in on the joke but liberals just don’t understand humor because they hate everything and everyone.”

“Radical Leftist Obama Appointed Communist Definitely Not A Guy I Chose Brendon “Brokedown” Carr will hereby be removed from office and charged with leftist terrorism and sued by the DOJ and my personal lawyer Pam Bondi! I’m proud to announce his replacement Mr.Yesbot powered by Grok!”

Hopefully Merrick Garland too. I hope he never has a restful nights sleep again, the fucking coward.

I swear why the hell does it feel like these are the two recent presidencies:

Biden:

Trump:

In a world where Fox news and Newsmax exist without being touched, this is infuckingfuriating…

Landlords:

Don’t do it MAGA! They’re secret liberals trying to keep your audience count low so you look unpopular! Go to the biggest, hardest to cover areas you can find! Don’t let them win! Do it without security to show how alpha you are!

Only in countries that don’t have a heritage foundation/ federalist society equivalent that has been stacking their court systems with rubber stamp fascists.

Looks like the image release means they weren’t successful in their own investigation according to their statements.

My least fucking favorite game to play… “Imagine a Democrat said this.”

I get that some actual fascists revel in the hypocrisy, but the vast majority of MAGAs would deny that there is any hypocrisy at all and truly believe it.

SCOTUS waiting to rule in favor of Trump’s 3rd term:

99.99999% of politicians: “lmao! Since when have we ever given a shit what the voters want?!”

“Duh… This is America you’re guilty until proven innocent! What do you mean gaslighting? Of course it’s gas, we don’t use electric here like some commie scum!”

This is exactly why I started using mint this weekend. I figured it’s time I get comfortable with Linux because even though microsuck says recall can be disabled, I 10000% guarantee once the windows 10 deadline passes and they get as many people over to windows 11 as possible we’ll suddenly see the “oops, it’s required now. Can’t disable it or you break windows!” message.

I think they actually found the way to stop the Epstein fallout from affecting them… I can’t fucking believe MAGA is actually buying this bullshit that Trump was an FBI informant that helped take down Epstein… I mean, of course they would, they’re a gullible cult, but still…

Now all the department of injustice needs to do is redact other prominent Republicans names, it won’t matter that Trump is in there because it will “make sense” for an informant to be there… I think it’s only a matter of time before they don’t need a distraction.

“You single handedly ruined our brand. How about we give him 1 trillion dollars?”

…

Future archeologists/historians:

“It’s really really strange, but we’ve hit a period of time where the only word used in public and personal creations was “Marklar.” They used it to describe everything. Entire stories were simply the word Marklar over and over and over. We believe this period of time coincides with the period of time where Immortal Cyborg Mecha Musk owned all words except Marklar.”

Sick profits…

Meanwhile this year: “We’re sending you this notification to inform you that your rates will be increased by 31% this year.”

That was united “healthcare.” Apparently they learned nothing from Luigi

Yet another data point for my belief that the only real way to be incredibly wealthy is to be an unredeemable gigantic pile of shit scumbag…