Oh no! Scandalous! Oh the horror! We all know just how much Trump tries to avoid scandal! This will definitely get him to stop I’m sure!

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“Trump SLAMED by letter! President Trump was DEMOLISHED by harsh words! The Democrats ANNIHILATIED Trump with finger wag!”

Incoming: “Get the details from your mom!”

Truly professional, adult, government.

“The taxpayers will not be paying for this, I’m so generous that I’ll be paying!”

Sues DOJ for $250 million

“I’m so generous I’m not even accepting that money for myself, it’s going to pay for the ballroom!”

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Who knew MAGA was actually short for Make America Great depression Again!

Dems: yeah! Woo! We flipped two seats to D!

Every red state: Ok so we redrew the districts, we now have 2647277243 extra R seats.

They have a news side and an entertainment side to their business. The primetime Nazi shows are all on the entertainment side so when they get sued they just say “we’re not news, we’re entertainment we don’t need to adhere to reality! It’s actually your fault for believing us!” Their polling comes from the other side.

I don’t think they are concerned about it in the slightest as far as it making them consider changing anything for the positive, they’re utilizing it as a way to brainwash the base into believing that America is full of traitors so they’re much more accepting of the increase in political persecution they’re going to push towards.

“We’re totally against DEI hires, we demand that MERIT determine who gets chosen for a position. That’s why it is my great pleasure to announce Barron Trump will be Hesgeths replacement at the Department of War.”

“we’re experts, we studied administrations where the government was comprised of people that gave at least 1/3 of a fuck what the population thought so naturally my opinion can be applied to an administration that gives absolutely no fucks whatsoever about the population.”

America the land of repressed ideology. Fascist Nazis have to pretend to be wholesome conservatives and communists need to pretend to be free market liberals lol

I’m honestly not sure it matters to MAGA. Trump was critical in teaching Republicans a lesson: be ruthless and nasty, the base LOVES it. They love Trump because he’s unabashedly horrible to anyone and everyone and he allows them to be hateful too. As long as Vance or anyone seeking the (soon to be literal) throne follows that lesson then the base will follow them.

Countdown to “we investigated and found it was a fake Antifa made AI image. We’re making not being Republican illegal now.”

“Kavanaugh we’d be cooked if this leaked fr fr.”

SCOTUS:

“These low IQ n-words need to get it through their monkey skulls that racism is dead in America! They don’t need these kinds of protections anymore because one, we don’t protect animals, and two racism isn’t here anymore. They’d understand that if they had human brains, but they don’t so they need us to rule over them. Therefore we’re striking down the provisions regarding racial gerrymandering. Racism is dead in America you stupid monkeys.”

Ask any Reich winger about ICE and you still get “ThEy’Re OnLy GoInG aFtEr ThE wOrSt Of ThE wOrSt!!”

…he’s 13 not ms-13 you fucking Nazis

For fun everyone with MAGA family should ask if they heard the news that a Biden connected company bought the voting systems and see how they react. After they share their displeasure you can apologize for lying and tell them it’s actually a trump connected GOP firm and watch the hypocrisy in real time as they suddenly don’t find it to be an issue.

I’m absolutely for him getting the Nobel Prize after he dies. The award would be for the peace his death brought…

I mean yeah, they made the ER room more efficient as far as capital accumulation is considered! You come in, die, and now there’s room and personnel available to take the next persons money! No more silly time and resource consuming “people being saved” nonsense here! We improved efficiency for the shareholders!

That’s pretty much bye bye house like forever no? …cool cool cool