NullPointerException@lemmy.ca to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agoChuck Norris, action hero and ‘Walker, Texas Ranger’ star, has died | CNNwww.cnn.comexternal-linkmessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1external-linkChuck Norris, action hero and ‘Walker, Texas Ranger’ star, has died | CNNwww.cnn.comNullPointerException@lemmy.ca to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square14linkfedilink
minus-squareThePantser@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 days agoInsert Chuck Norris joke about being immortal here.
minus-squareGsus4@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-27 days agoChuck Norris only dies so he can double kick the ass of bad guys on the other side too! PS: oh, oh, I got another one: Chuck Norris died to go meet his look-alike and tell him to stop impersonating him :D
minus-squareWanderingThoughts@europe.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 days agoThe world is being overrun by demons right now because Chuck Norris just arrived in hell. It explains the current state of the world.
Insert Chuck Norris joke about being immortal here.
Chuck Norris only dies so he can double kick the ass of bad guys on the other side too!
PS: oh, oh, I got another one: Chuck Norris died to go meet his look-alike and tell him to stop impersonating him :D
The world is being overrun by demons right now because Chuck Norris just arrived in hell. It explains the current state of the world.