🏴 hamid the villain [he/him] 🏴@vegantheoryclub.org to Memes@lemmy.ml · 4 days agoIt's really not a big deal.lemmy.mlimagemessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up1230arrow-down154
arrow-up1176arrow-down1imageIt's really not a big deal.lemmy.ml🏴 hamid the villain [he/him] 🏴@vegantheoryclub.org to Memes@lemmy.ml · 4 days agomessage-square12fedilink
minus-squareSippyCup@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·4 days agoHow do you think Moses crossed it asshole? By waiving his arms around?? No. He built a land bridge of old car batteries that collapsed as soon as they crossed. Trapping the Egyptian army in an acidic brine that melted their faces off. Jesus it’s like you’ve never seen Indiana Jones
minus-squarezolar@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agokind of relevant xkcd/what-if: https://what-if.xkcd.com/160/
How do you think Moses crossed it asshole? By waiving his arms around?? No. He built a land bridge of old car batteries that collapsed as soon as they crossed. Trapping the Egyptian army in an acidic brine that melted their faces off.
Jesus it’s like you’ve never seen Indiana Jones
kind of relevant xkcd/what-if: https://what-if.xkcd.com/160/