If I tell you “go jump in a lake,” did I “freely volunteer” you to jump in the lake? Was that “a choice [I] get to make for” you? Did I somehow compel you to jump in the lake? Do you need a towel now because of the inexorable magic voodoo power of my Internet comment?
Please, O Wise and Powerful Reading Comprehension Expert, explain to me how exhorting somebody to do something and “volunteering them” or “making the choice for them” to do it are equivalent!
If I tell you “go jump in a lake,” did I “freely volunteer” you to jump in the lake? Was that “a choice [I] get to make for” you? Did I somehow compel you to jump in the lake? Do you need a towel now because of the inexorable magic voodoo power of my Internet comment?
Please, O Wise and Powerful Reading Comprehension Expert, explain to me how exhorting somebody to do something and “volunteering them” or “making the choice for them” to do it are equivalent!
Holy shit you’re fucking stupid dude