• LordOfLocksley@lemmy.world
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    15 hours ago

    I’ll do it. Here’s my CV. As you can see, compared to the current CEO it’s vastly better:

    • can beat a tutorial boss. In fact, has beaten many final bosses
    • has never done a nazi salute
    • is loved by partner and child

    To top it off, I’ll do it for the low low price of 200k/year

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      9 hours ago

      I vote for this guy to run Tesla, and governement.

      I, for one, welcome our new overlordoflocksley

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      12 hours ago

      LOL was just shitting on him having no friends, damn this guy literally goes to bed fucking knowing nobody likes him

      Anybody else I’d hope their self-defense mechanisms (“Biden’s the reason people hate me” “I’m huge in Japan somewhere” “no friends but that caviar was great today”) would kick in, but sorry no sympathies extended to those who sent their “heart” out to us