• idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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        9 hours ago

        I think he deadass plans on holing himself up in a secret bunker and getting McDonald’s delivered every night. I bet his cover story would be something like a secret daily ritual and it wouldn’t even occur to him that the new president might keep in friendly enough contact with previous presidents to compare notes.

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        11 hours ago

        Only half the country, half the World. Then put some tomayto-tomahto sauce on his other ear as a reason for no votes in November.