Three months? You’ve been courting this asshole for decades. Even elected him before. Watched him try to overthrow your government then fucking elected him again. You must be joking. No one can be that stupid.

Get off your ass. My kit is ready for when your glorious leader decides to invade us. We’ve been fucking up Tesla dealerships and protesting your government. Our governments have been reciprocating on tariffs and ending contracts and our people have stopped buying American en masse. My countrymen have decreased travel to the US by up to 70% from just a few months ago. We’re doing our part.

Let’s see you do yours.