return2ozma@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 5 days ago'They’re Lost, Dude’: Jon Stewart Torches DNC After Democrat With Massive Lead Says He’s Heard Zilch From Themwww.mediaite.comexternal-linkmessage-square236linkfedilinkarrow-up1605arrow-down17
arrow-up1598arrow-down1external-link'They’re Lost, Dude’: Jon Stewart Torches DNC After Democrat With Massive Lead Says He’s Heard Zilch From Themwww.mediaite.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square236linkfedilink
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down10·5 days agoAll of this is true, but by saying it you might somehow influence the outcome of an election in a manner that favors Republicans. Therefore I hate you with every fiber of my being and denounce you as a Sockpuppet of an Enemy Nation. I just haven’t decided if you’re a Russian Bot, a Chinese Wumao, or an Ayatollah Accomplice. Perhaps all three.
All of this is true, but by saying it you might somehow influence the outcome of an election in a manner that favors Republicans.
Therefore I hate you with every fiber of my being and denounce you as a Sockpuppet of an Enemy Nation.
I just haven’t decided if you’re a Russian Bot, a Chinese Wumao, or an Ayatollah Accomplice. Perhaps all three.