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When are we renaming Gwenview btw? It’s literally unusable with that name. The feet people are laughing at us!
Klitoris - search tool for when you just can’t find it but you know it should be there.
Wait … are people struggling to find clitorises? I guess some are small, but theyre still pretty fucking obvious
It’s mostly a joke, although people from regions with lacking or misleading sex ed might not be aware of its importance. Or existence.
It’s also possible that the issue is with the technique. Proper stimulation might be difficult to achieve during intercourse if one or both participants are inexperienced or selfish.
They keep burying themselves in the small foresty park for some reason …
Only as a long standing joke, I don’t know anyone who looked and couldn’t find it but its also not my first question to people I meet either. Its the second. And they usually walk away before I can ask.
What… what’s the first?
Oh thats not a question that I can ask online, its more face to face. With a lot of eye contact. A lot of eye contact.
…nice…
How ya doin’
The G(nome) Spot
Pretty sure MS would name theirs “Internet Manager 6 Extreme Copilot”.
I wanna make an app for managing child protection settings to keep kids from doing dumb computer stuff. I’m thinking “Kidiot”
Sure better than Klitoris.
Would be a bad name for Linux users, they would never find it… (*)
(*) a) sorry, i had to. b) you know it’s true.
The search thing on KDE is currently called “baloo” or something like that. Klitoris sounds way better.
FOSS devs: Shitter
Then they renamed to Smither
Introducing ksam * - KDE’s analogue to klippy
* Have I gone too far?
Obviously it’s and ebook managing suit called klit
You mean the KDE Literature Optical Recognition and Identification System? It’s just a plugin for
skanpagethat helps with book scanning and OCR 🤷 How else would they name it? (I just made it up)This is the kinda thinking that writes great books, because you’re spot on with the dynamic, If it was to be real, that would be very believable
I heard of this klitoris app - what does it do and where can I find it. I’ve been looking all over - but - where is it ??
I honestly don’t know where the Linux one comes from.
Damn near every KDE app uses a k in the name somehow.
Sure, but it where are all the apps named by horny teenagers?
Horny teenage joke was just for surprise lolz I think, not a comment about KDE-involved names being horny (I think, every time I say something like this in any domain I end up learning about things I wish I hadn’t lol)
Probably a joke about the name of GIMP
The Gnome variant would be GSpot.
Keep giving KDE ideas!
Developing non-kinky shit for Kinky Desktop Environment is frowned upon, a sort of a crime.
FOSS devs: horny since software was invented (or at least since 2011)
I remember that splash image! It might seem like a joke/meme, but it was an official one:
https://gitlab.gnome.org/GNOME/gimp-data/-/blob/main/images/splash-log.md?ref_type=heads
Search for version 2.7.2 / 2.7.3 on that page
The word “teledildonics” dates back to 1991. Danni’s Hard Drive was in 1995, Usenet groups were used to share scans of porn magazines, and anonymous ftp and gopher were used for sharing porn in the 1980s.
Ahhh, I’ll always feel nostalgia for 80s-90s era sci-fi optimism.
Flying cars and teledildonics, how hard can they really be, and clearly everyone wants these!
