• Jessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      3 days ago

      Treating Really Undesirable Motherfuckers Poorly ACT. The aim of the bill is to mandate that citizens continually shout at fascists when they appear in public. This also calls on chefs and cooks to incorporate jizz into each dish they prepare for a fascist. Hotels would be required to kick the fascists out somewhere between 2-3am each night.

      • IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf
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        22 hours ago

        You just created a “fascist” class thats poorly treated

        for all you know, you wake up one day and the government declares you a fascist for pirating movies

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        We will make allowances for female chefs or chefs who can’t produce jizz in the moment, by allowing them to simply spit into the dish.