jballs@sh.itjust.works to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours agoMan who threw sandwich at US federal agent found not guilty of assaultwww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square58fedilinkarrow-up1405arrow-down10
arrow-up1405arrow-down1external-linkMan who threw sandwich at US federal agent found not guilty of assaultwww.theguardian.comjballs@sh.itjust.works to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours agomessage-square58fedilink
minus-squareToiletFlushShowerScream@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·13 hours ago“This, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is about a sandwich” and after the federal agent claimed to have been smeared with mustard and onions, the defense showed a picture of the sandwich - still completely in its wrapper.
minus-squareN0t_5ure@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·12 hours ago“If the wrapper is still fit, you must acquit!”
minus-squarejonne@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up11·12 hours agoI was kind of hoping the defence would produce a receipt that confirmed it was a BLT without onions, hence proving the agent committed perjury.
minus-squarehotdogcharmer@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up10·12 hours agoWait, so the cop didn’t even actually get mustard and onions on him?
minus-squarefluxion@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·11 hours agoThat was from the hamberders he ate for lunch
minus-squareNotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 hours agoWere in a world where I can’t tell if this is legit or not.
“This, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is about a sandwich” and after the federal agent claimed to have been smeared with mustard and onions, the defense showed a picture of the sandwich - still completely in its wrapper.
“If the wrapper is still fit, you must acquit!”
I was kind of hoping the defence would produce a receipt that confirmed it was a BLT without onions, hence proving the agent committed perjury.
Wait, so the cop didn’t even actually get mustard and onions on him?
That was from the hamberders he ate for lunch
Were in a world where I can’t tell if this is legit or not.