I heard the thieves strategically placed an American snack platter with grapes, cheese, crackers and cold cuts with a sign that read “Charcuterie” and all the guards called for backup to correct the senseless offenders.
“…I unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly, knees-bent, running about, advancing behavior! I’ll wave my private parts at your aunties you… cheesy leather, second-hand, electric donkey bottom biters!”
I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly ting! You… tiny-brained wipers of other people’s bottoms!"
distracts French guards by surreptitiously dropping wheel of cheese and pack of cigarettes on floor
I heard one of the thieves mispronounced croissant and it distracted all of the guards so the rest of the team could do the heist.
That’s not realistic. Someone said the word chocolatine, and they all lost their minds.
Started an argument about serving red wine chilled.
I heard the thieves strategically placed an American snack platter with grapes, cheese, crackers and cold cuts with a sign that read “Charcuterie” and all the guards called for backup to correct the senseless offenders.
“Crescent”
Sacre bleu! Kill him!
“…I unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly, knees-bent, running about, advancing behavior! I’ll wave my private parts at your aunties you… cheesy leather, second-hand, electric donkey bottom biters!”
I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly ting! You… tiny-brained wipers of other people’s bottoms!"
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“Crow San Tuhs, boil’em mash’em put’em in a stew”
I’d eat a boiled croissant in Paris