anybody else old enough to remember Pearl Jam testifying before congress on this? Just me? Ok… -sneaks off-

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    I bet the jury awards ~one trillion dollars~ and then when they appeal the judge reduces it to $25 Kohl’s cash.

    Edit: I did not know markdown could do that but ok

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        You literally just reminded me about my expired kohls cash. What a shitty rewards program.

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      I thought there was something in the constitution about no one buggering a civil jury trial verdict. Am I right? (yes)