arrow74@lemmy.zip to News@lemmy.world · 2 days agoTruck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippiwww.wtoc.comexternal-linkmessage-square70fedilinkarrow-up1364arrow-down115
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minus-square4am@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 days ago“That driver there? That’s ol’ Hank. We told ‘em them monkeys had 5G COVID on the account of so he won’t try to have his way with one of ‘em. This is Mississippi after all…”
minus-squareØπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-22 days agoLow-key curious how said monkey is the driver’s sister.
“That driver there? That’s ol’ Hank. We told ‘em them monkeys had 5G COVID on the account of so he won’t try to have his way with one of ‘em. This is Mississippi after all…”
Low-key curious how said monkey is the driver’s sister.