The man who suggested people drink bleach during the COVID pandemic is back with another hit.
Donald Trump reportedly thinks soda is good for him, because it kills grass — and therefore it must also kill cancer cells.
The wild revelation comes via Dr. Mehmet Oz, Trump’s administrator for Medicare and Medicaid, who shared the anecdote on Donald Trump Jr.’s podcast Tuesday.
“Your dad argues that diet soda is good for him because it kills grass if you pour it on grass, so therefore it must kill cancer cells inside the body,” Oz told Trump Jr. in disbelief, to which Trump Jr. just laughed and shrugged knowingly.
Maybe he should try a double shot of RoundUp. It REALLY is good at killing grass!
Just let him keep drinking it by the gallon and the problem will take care of itself.
But its so fucking slow
If he wasn’t such an International parasite, I’d say “good… Let it be slow”.
Yes, it would be fantastic to have him suffer long term with cancer. One of few people who actually deserve to have it
He should mix several types of disinfectants with bleach as the number one ingredient.
Red cross doctor speaking, by the way
its got what plants crave!!
Craven’t
Killing cancer is really easy. The hard part is keeping the patient alive while doing it.
Yeah, small detail.
Skill issue, really
It’s scientifically proven that guns can kill cancer, in a Petri dish.
That also kills the Petri dish.
Probably does, it kills everything else, if you put a single cancer cell in it, it will die, of course you would have to kill the rest of the body first since cancer reproduces faster than the rest of the cells.
Idiocracy is real. They would absolutely water the crops with soda.
IT’S WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!
Oh and your going to tell me that we should use water? like the stuff in the toilet?
We are such a stupid country
As someone not from your stupid country, I’d love to remind you that the rest of the world both mocks you and fucking hates you.
No need to remind me. There are a lot of people who mock and hate me.
But why is he talking about cancer. Does he have cancer??
He is cancer
We can only hope.
Poor cancer
Does he think RoundUp is healthy too?
I wouldn’t put it past him.
We’re not that lucky.
Did Oz say that to suggest that it is insane, or to try and frame it as somehow the totally normal actions of a stable genius?
It’s got what plants crave
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Cancer?
It’s Got Electrolytes!
That was my second guess.
Does soda cure electrolytes too?
No, cancer, unfortunately.
Trump has cancer and is killing it with soda? Well, at least he’s treating it correctly. Donald, add bleach to your sodas for extra killing power. Lots of bleach.
I hear bullets can solve the cancer problem quite quickly
I think XKCD can be considered a credible source on this one
Also only drink soda, sir. Forget water, soda is the thirst mutilator!
Draino kills grass, too. Way more effectively than diet soda.
Draino isn’t for cancer though, it’s for his cholesterol clogged arteries
Draino is pretty effective for pretty much anything in its path, except metal. It doesn’t discriminate.
Really? What’s the racist drain clog buster? I won’t bust clogs without racism.
I don’t remember its name but it only works in pvc pipe, it hates abs. I’m guessing your whole system is already pvc?
I’ve been told not to use draino with PVC. There’s one designed for it?
probably. i didn’t do it, but the shit up in the attic is definitely not copper.
