Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem was barred from entering the Village of Broadview Municipal Building in Illinois to use the bathroom on Friday.
OK, now my mind is coming up with a complete reboot of the movie.
Character Mappings
Jesus (Westley): The resilient migrant worker advocating for immigrant rights.
Quote: “As you wish.”
Melania (Buttercup): The elegant First Lady, symbolizing grace and advocacy for families, with her illegal immigrant status leveraged politically.
Quote: “I just want to be an example for the children.”
Beto O’Rourke (Inigo Montoya): The passionate champion for justice known for his compelling speeches, seeking vengeance against injustice.
Quote: “This is not the time to be timid.”
Bernie (Fezzik): The gentle giant fighting for social equality and worker rights.
Quote: “I don’t even exercise.”
Miller (Vizzini): The crafty strategist behind complex political maneuvers.
Quote: “Inconceivable!”
Supporting Characters
Humpadink (Prince Humperdinck): The cunning political figure focused on power and control, leading efforts to deport immigrants to neighboring Guilder.
Quote: “I’m not a monster; I’m just a little misunderstood.”
Fantastic Fauci (Miracle Max): The healthcare expert known for vital, unconventional public health advice.
Quote: “It’s a matter of life and death.”
Dread Pirate Thunberg (The Dread Pirate Roberts): The bold environmental activist using dramatic tactics in her advocacy.
Quote: “How dare you!”
ICE (The Goon Squad): The federal agency enforcing stringent immigration policies, symbolizing the oppressive machinery of deportation.
Quote: “No tolerance.”
The Turtle Necked Man (Count Rugen): The turtle like antagonist involved in the deportation plot and a cruel enforcer of power.
Quote: “You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.”
Noem (Yellin): The assertive political figure known for her vocal stance on immigration and law enforcement.
Quote: “We must take a stand.”
“And if I ever find him, this is what I will say to the tiny fingered man: My name is Governor Pritzker. You harmed my constituents. Prepare to cry.”
OK, now my mind is coming up with a complete reboot of the movie.
Character Mappings
Jesus (Westley): The resilient migrant worker advocating for immigrant rights. Quote: “As you wish.”
Melania (Buttercup): The elegant First Lady, symbolizing grace and advocacy for families, with her illegal immigrant status leveraged politically. Quote: “I just want to be an example for the children.”
Beto O’Rourke (Inigo Montoya): The passionate champion for justice known for his compelling speeches, seeking vengeance against injustice. Quote: “This is not the time to be timid.”
Bernie (Fezzik): The gentle giant fighting for social equality and worker rights. Quote: “I don’t even exercise.”
Miller (Vizzini): The crafty strategist behind complex political maneuvers. Quote: “Inconceivable!”
Supporting Characters
Humpadink (Prince Humperdinck): The cunning political figure focused on power and control, leading efforts to deport immigrants to neighboring Guilder. Quote: “I’m not a monster; I’m just a little misunderstood.”
Fantastic Fauci (Miracle Max): The healthcare expert known for vital, unconventional public health advice. Quote: “It’s a matter of life and death.”
Dread Pirate Thunberg (The Dread Pirate Roberts): The bold environmental activist using dramatic tactics in her advocacy. Quote: “How dare you!”
ICE (The Goon Squad): The federal agency enforcing stringent immigration policies, symbolizing the oppressive machinery of deportation. Quote: “No tolerance.”
The Turtle Necked Man (Count Rugen): The turtle like antagonist involved in the deportation plot and a cruel enforcer of power. Quote: “You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.”
Noem (Yellin): The assertive political figure known for her vocal stance on immigration and law enforcement. Quote: “We must take a stand.”
Some of those still need some work.