• rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works
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    24 hours ago

    I already started adapting my old joke repertoire!

    Two federal agents are patrolling Washington DC. After a period of silence, one asks the other what he thinks of the current leadership.

    After pondering what to answer for a bit, the second guy answers. “Same as you,” he says.

    “Well, in that case I’m afraid I must arrest you.”