• Onyxonblack@lemmy.zip
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    1 day ago

    Tinfoil hat theory: Trump had a stroke a couple days back, so they had to accelerate their Nazi agenda. They Martyred Kirk for their cause. Now they will want to make him a patron Saint. So he gets all the special adoration and family compensation.

    Btw, elsewhere on here I was reading that Charlie was super weird religious. Like had a secret mark of the beast on a right hand? I dunno. Secret esoteric cults basically. Also the security guy behind Kirk at the moment right before was making baseball pitcher/catcher hand codes…

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      23 hours ago

      Let’s get even deeper. They want his body in the White House so Trump can use it since his body is decaying.

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        21 hours ago

        “Some how Trump returned”

        Someone read the old Star Wars Dark Empire comics and/or watched the sequel trilogy and thought “this is an excellent idea…”