Women don’t want you to be mysterious, they want a dick (or strapon) made of chocolate that ejaculates money. Hell, I want a dick or strapon made of chocolate that ejaculates money, and I’m a dog!
Oh, shit, I wasn’t supposed to let ya’ll know dogs can get on the internet.
Women don’t want you to be mysterious, they want a dick (or strapon) made of chocolate that ejaculates money. Hell, I want a dick or strapon made of chocolate that ejaculates money, and I’m a dog!
Oh, shit, I wasn’t supposed to let ya’ll know dogs can get on the internet.
on the internet nobody knows you’re a dog
I thought it was assumed we were all dogs, so it didnt matter anymore.
Dogs shouldn’t eat chocolate! Bad dog