• vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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    3 days ago

    Mark Levin has the pre-existing issue of still breathing I propose we correct this with a knife, crowbar, and a pair of posts to hold him spread eagle. The blood eagle shall be committed!

    • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de
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      2 days ago

      The ‘blood eagle’ is stupid. Scalpel, lemon juice, and a silicone dildo modeled after a horse are all we need once he’s tied to the post.