Justin Mohn reportedly described a struggle between himself and Michael Mohn when the younger man told his father that he was placing him under a “citizen’s arrest.”
According to the AP’s reporting, Justin Mohn stated that his father told him he would kill him before he allowed him to do that, and a struggle ensued. Justin Mohn told the court, “Unfortunately, he resisted. I was hoping to perform a citizen’s arrest on my father for, ultimately, treason.”
Local news outlet WFMZ reported that Justin Mohn stated that he believed killing his father was legal under Pennsylvania law because he was defending himself while his father was resisting arrest.
RIP The Onion 2025
It’s been impossible to compete with reality since Trump first came to power. Actually even before that. Roughly one year before the elections in 2016 it was already getting pretty wild.
By the time COVID rolled around, it was 100% clear the onion was no match to the kind of insanity real life is capable of. Remember that 5G thing? Yeah, that’s the level I’m talking about.
I had an employee threaten to quit over installing 5g WiFi in our building.
You should have informed him that it’s harmless except that it causes a craving for pangolin and bat meat.
This was actually
pre-covidearly COVID and management had a strict no tolerance policy for COVID jokes.“Good luck in your job hunt.”
Well? Did it work?
No, he eventually threw his new computer because he couldn’t put up a new qanon desktop background.
Harambee was the tipping point to start the weirdness multiple reality wave collapse.