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NixOS just sits on your face. All the stuff in front of you is awesome. Though you might suffocate at any moment given the options. Oh and sticking your nose too deep into things might get you a broken nose.
Anal (Ubuntu)
Because at this point, if you’re still on it you’re taking it up the ass from Canonical
Maybe we don’t need to resort to casual homophobia though to criticize corporates
The phrase taking it up the ass isn’t homophobia, it means you’re getting fucked by them and not in a good way just like everyone else.
Everyone has a butthole in which to get fucked without lube by canonical, but at least they don’t wrap it in sandpaper like Apple or use a nail-ridden baseball bat like Microsoft. Arch and nix go slow and use plenty of lube, embrace gently butt stuff from your os.
i’m a linux user do i look like i have sex
Gentoo is busting instantly and waiting 6 months for the Baby to compile
You buy the partner flatpack from ikea and compile the nervous system. Because you added all modules for the complete experience, they open their eyes and flee from your house.
