His Tesler
I DUG MAH KEY INTO THE SOD OF HIS PRETTY LIL SUPED UP ’LECTRIC DRIVE!
CARVED MAH NAME INTO HIS LEATHA SEEEEEEEEEEAEAEAEEEETS
It’s pronounced “tesler”
He cannot drive and does not know how to operate a vehicle of any kind.
Not to mention presidents/former presidents don’t drive ever.
Both Biden and Obama drove cars while president, just in the White House driveway and on a test track.
They’re not allowed to drive on regular roads
*Tesler
“It’s all computa!”
Break-ups are fun to watch. Wonder when the make-up sex starts.
Oh mah gawddd ya know? And he was like, “I don’t wanna see you no more”, ya know? And I was like, “Whatever, as F!”. Dude is so creepyyy.
He’s never been seen driving even once in decades. Who gives a shit
He’s literally not allowed to. Becoming president means you’re not allowed to drive (on regular roads) ever again, even after you leave office.
https://www.fox5dc.com/news/why-u-s-presidents-arent-allowed-to-drive
Would you trust a 79 year old to drive ? I wouldn’t, and especially not trust them for any important role either. Retirement age is 65.
No moar computor?… =[
Nothing’s computer. :(
Trump doesn’t drive himself anywhere.
An easy and non-impactful thing for Trump to do, and it’s not like Trump’s followers would ever get a “Tesler”. Those are filthy EVs and manly men only ever get gas-guzzling Big Trucks ™.
trump supporters will follow, leading to Tesla stock tanking even more. Was this Elon’s business strategy? I expect Elon to think liberals have the memory of a hamster, as if we’ll all start buying Teslas now that he’s separating from Trump. As if it wasn’t from his own nazi shit
I love tessler
Aw breakups are hard
Doesn’t Trump have 2 teslers? Aiden Ross gave him a cyber truck?
