Republicans call the funding a political stunt

GQP brain:

Political stunt = protecting Californians

Not political stunt = creating floods with water farmers need for their summer crops

Ignoring HIV? Is Reagan back from the dead?

I wish the independent hadn’t used such a high def photo of him-- you can really see all the nooks and crannies of his shit ass bronzer shotgun applicator. He looks so fucking old. I doubt he’s making it through the next 4 years alive.

if Trump were to federalize National Guard units, there’s nothing the state could do to prevent it; a presidential order preempts state authority.

Why would blue states fear only red state national guard if this is the case? The local guard would have to enforce the federal edicts, right?

I guess if they don’t, the only two options are do nothing or confront the invading guard, the latter of which sounds a lot like civil war.

Great, now science is gonna have to start sounding like people avoiding social media filters.

“In my report, we examine how nonmen and oppomajorities are unscriminated against…”