way back in the early oughts i was in a tech enjanced learning program - on paper it was a solid idea. Small class size with hands-on support from our schools more tech literate teachers.

in practice we pretty much just tried to play quake 3 with each other withojt getting caught.

our teacher was on a years long crusade to find the server hosting the quake 3 installer, as we had software that locked the hard drives so any changes would be undone when rebooted. to my knowledge he never did, and the entire drama around it was hollarious.

it needs an uninformative but funny file extension.

i dont know how anyone could possibly expect to fish without a flamethrower to scare the fish into the kiln.

imagine being in school and theres a boy thats mean to you, we can call him billy Palestine.

one day Billy Palestine pushes past you at recess and tou fall over and scrape your knee. Billy Palestine probably shouldnt have done that. It was mean.

But you dont push Billy back, no. The nect day at recess you chop his dick and balls off with a rusty mest cleaver and stuff them in his fucking mouth and assrape the shit out of him in fill view of the school before finally cutting off his head and leaving him right there on the playground.

Imagine defending this.

A partner of mine had many fay male friends. She relayed a story once about one of her gay male friends hanging out with a straight person he was trying to be friends with. She showed me the texts he’d sent her on their hangout and they contained things loke: “what the fuck do straight people like?” and “what the hell are we supposed to talk about?” and “we are just kind of sitting here silently and I feel awkward”.

I don’t have a point with this anecdote but I always laugh when I think about it.

Bur what about the droid attack on the wookies?

how would you defend against this?

like. if they decide they want to get on your shit how do you stop them? how would you even know? who the fuck would believe you if you did?

exacrly this. i have been preparing for this for a decade.