Looks like the most brutal dragon-dildo

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Reswamping

I’ve heard you can cure diabetes by injecting bleach

* most bread. I was horrified last time I visited. Even what was supposed to be whole grain bread was just dyed light “bread”

That does sound pretty rad. Rocket jumping a ball-kicking shark, that is… not killing kids – that’s totally uncool.

I mean… we are pretty good at it

How long have you been working here?

Couch fuck of death

Well, it takes a couple of days… 🤞

Guillotines