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Admittedly, I don’t know much about modern speedboats, but the full flip probably saved their lives. In the old days, flipping onto your head at damn near 200 mph was certain death.
I looked for the link to The Onion. I think I audibly sighed when I didn’t find it.
“STAAAHP!”
…says the most litigious fucker ever.
Start to worry if Kid Rock starts cancelling tour dates.
Reality has a liberal bias.
At this rate he might get a deferred sentence and stern warning before I’m relocated to a re-education camp!
Anybody remember that time when the national security advisor invited a journalist to a Signal chat where the Secretary of Defense leaked battle plans?
Nah. You showed your ass you fascist piece of shit. (Referring to good ol’ boy Markwayne, not OP, of course.)
Exploding Cybertrucks, exploding SpaceX rockets, self-driving Teslas falling for the Wile E. Coyote trick, now Wisconsin.
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I honestly thought this was The Onion.
I was one of the American military who had access to classified information. I knew better than this. I’ve worked with enlisted members as young as 19 or 20 years old who knew better than this. When the head of the DoD, the National Security Advisor, Director of the CIA, the Vice President, and the Director of National Intelligence do this, it’s not because they don’t know better. It’s because they’re trying to hide their communications in violation of the Presidential Records Act, and they know full well what they’re doing is wrong. ETA: And they also compromised a military operation putting the lives of American soldiers at risk, which would land me or any of my enlisted colleagues in Fort Leavenworth for an extended stay, so there’s that.
That was my first thought. I’m glad to see that the horseshoe up Trump’s ass doesn’t have unlimited uses.
Good. This should have happened in the few second between his first Nazi salute and his second, but better late than never.
Trump wanting to change the name of Veteran’s Day to Victory Day makes more sense to me now.