Windows:

I use Linux Mint at work and Pop!OS at home. Sorry to disappoint.

For all we know, those could be thigh high socks
What would bedrock linux be?
OpenBSD

Linux From Scratch


Mint

ironically Debian is the straightest OS, it’s named after the creator and his girlfriend who became his wife and he had kids with
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Murdock
He named Debian after his then-girlfriend (later wife) Debra Lynn Roundy, and himself.[4] They later married, had three children, and divorced in January 2008.[5]
Although obviously, straight people can make things for lesbians/lesbians can use things made by straight people (and they often do!)
EDIT : I missed the obvious joke : Debian > ebian > (L)e(s)bian(s)
Although obviously, straight people can make things for lesbians/lesbians can use things made by straight people (and they often do!)
Also technically, gay people can marry someone of the opposite gender and have kids with them (and they sometimes do!)
EndeavourOS. Not the easiest to find.

Gentoo got the heels going on
Ubuntu

Dang I just learned I need to switch to Ubuntu
Is that an Enterprise?
Ubuntu:

How fitting that https://ubuntu.de/ is a literal circus
Ubuntu user here, can confirm
Very snappy.
This is mine
OpenSuse.


Why am I in this photo?
i’m tagging you as “admitted to wearing mid-calf black socks with sandals and cargo pants at the same time”
Close enough
Opensuse dysphoria unlocked. But I guess I’m also a debian, arch, and nixos user so it cancels out
But I guess I’m also a debian, arch, and nixos user so it cancels out
Rich or dumpster diver? Taking all bets! I also offer videoooo pokeeeeeer!
Those are not thigh-highs.
💀💀💀
Gentoo requires you to grow the cotton, process it, and then knit the thigh-highs yourself
that’s linux from scratch
Nah, it’s both of them. The difference is, Gentoo gives you a cotton gin and a loom.
are green ones mint, menjaro or omarch?
slackware


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