I wonder if licking Putins taint on live tv helped
I really thought this was theonion thread
Can you imagine the mood around theonion when he got re-elected?
That has to make their job like 50x harder.
I remember during Trump’s first term, where the Onion stated that they could not make up anything crazier than what he just does every day and therefore they would just do factual reporting on Trump
Me too….me too.
Deserves a peace prize because:
A: That one black guy got one
B: He will have ended a war by giving the aggressor what they’ve already taken (plus a little more, if I’m not mistaken) while stripping an ally of most of their country’s natural resources. But, peace!
The Nobel Peace Prize has famously gone to some of the worst individuals on the planet. So I guess it would be fitting for Trump to get one.
Who defines the sexiest man alive? I think I’d really deserve it. Not because I’m that sexy, but it would really boost my confidence.
Too self-aware. Try being more narcissistic, and maybe hit yourself in the temple with a hammer. That might make it more Trumpian.
I’m not trying to, I want to boost my confidence!
The black hole demands more adulation
What a fucking loser
I wonder if he asked the Norwegian minister if Kristiania was nice in the summer…
