Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) has taken her trademark blend of conspiracy theories and performative outrage to new heights — literally. This time, she’s

What a stupid bitch.

  • MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world
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    2 hours ago

    Wow, I had no idea the House has so much power that only it could liberate a supposedly omniscient and omnipotent entity.

  • nthavoc@lemmy.todayEnglish
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    4 hours ago

    Betting the democrats will pass it anyway because they don’t want to upset the batshit crazy republican apple cart. This is what happens when you have a country run by shitty lawyers and fucking moronic conspiracy theorists. Science goes right out of the fucking window.

    • MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world
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      2 hours ago

      Not only will that definitely not happen, a chunk of Republicans wouldn’t even vote for the batshit insane stuff this idiot proposes.

      • nthavoc@lemmy.todayEnglish
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        2 hours ago

        This is why I bet. I am hoping to be wrong. But then again that Big Beautiful Bullshit Bill passed with republicans rebelling against the insane bullshit stuff.

  • Lukaro@piefed.zipEnglish
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    10 hours ago

    There’s a better chance that god exists than a decent republican existing.

  • TheFogan@programming.devEnglish
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    2 days ago

    So the bill is about weather control… but massively overestimating what it is and how it’s been used.

    Also just so mindnumbingly stupid even with the conspiracy theories. Lets say for a second there is a secret cabal lead by Soros, firing lasers at the ground to start wildfires, and creating/supercharging hurricanes to attack red states all behind the public eye… the solution is… “Make a law to make it illegal”.

    Good thing we made hijacking planes illegal or else someone might have flown them into the world trade center and pentagon, also good thing child molestation is illegal otherwise major powerful people would have been flying the lolita express to epsteins island and commiting rape and sexual assault.

    • ijedi1234@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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      2 days ago

      Aha! You seem to misunderstand the ways of our mighty LORD, also known as the Demiurge!

      You see, the Demiurge created our material universe, and he treats it like a bored player messing around in the Sims. The Democrats are interfering with God’s control over the weather - this will no doubt incur his most terrible wrath! For you see, the Demiurge hates it when Sims rise above their station, and will be sure to lay a smackdown on everyone involved. If we are to survive, we must appease the Demiurge’s ego, and stop the Democrats from poking the beehive, lest all of reality be destroyed!

  • nymnympseudonym@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Greene has introduced a bill to outlaw “weather modification and geoengineering”

    Okay, so her reasons for putting this forward are because she is a grown woman with a Sky Daddy.

    But she’s right, in this case, for two reasons.

    1. IMO as an engineer seeing how casually and quickly we are putting increasingly capable AI shit into fucking everything … some regulations to control things like weather modification, geoengineering, and godlike intelligence are a pretty good idea.

    2. She does not seem to realize that dumping gigatons of CO2 into the atmosphere very much counts as “geoengineering”

  • CharlesDarwin@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    2 days ago

    I’ve found that dipshits like her don’t really have much of a definition of what is “natural” vs. what is “playing [their] god”. For example, are they okay with domesticated animals and domesticated plants? Isn’t evolution guided by humans “playing god”?

    Because if not, I have no idea what the fuck she would eat. I challenge her to show me something that has not been shaped by man.

    I would ask the same question about vaccines, but a lot of these dumbfucks have resorted to some of the same talking points their stupid forebears did when vaccines were first introduced, so I think her answer might be incredibly stupid.

    And, as people keep pointing out…I know the brainless like her reject AGW, but we are all modifying weather right now and have been for quite some time…