It’s crazy that this is what his base wants to hear. None of them live in NYC or DC. But Fox news has convinced them that all large cities are dangerous.

Fuck Trump.

He can’t even participate in a child sex ring without getting caught. How da fuq he gonna run NYC?

Trump claims to take over everything except for egg price. Mamdani wants to take over egg price and trump is mad. Somehow eggs are so special, as special as Israel.

Not doing well in the polls? Another controversial angst fest is needed. Just ignore him.

So you’re gonna demote yourself to own the libs? Please do.

And still we sit back and race towards the cliff, red flags a-flapping in the breeze the whole way there.